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Thanks for fuckin’ us out of a win, Jim Joyce
Hey dickhead. You’re a Major League Umpire. Other then for you to keep and restore order in the game when it is lost; your job is to get games along quickly and in a smooth fashion. I honestly...
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Phil Cuzzi & crew admit they blew the call last night. “[He] saw the ball as foul, called what he saw,” Tschida said. “Afterwards, like any close play, we went in and we looked at it and it’s a...
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Will baseball turn over it's eyes to Robots?
There’s already some speculation as to whether or not MLB should replace their human error factored umpires with robots (much like line judges in tennis). Granted, Phil Cuzzi’s call in game two of the...
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What should have been for Armando Galarraga
Another poor team falls prey to Jim Joyce’s fucktard-dom. We’ve told you before. Except when Joyce fucked our team, a perfect game wasn’t on the line. I’ve heard people today say that Jim Joyce is a...
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It’s a very bad time to be named Jim Joyce. We wondered what the backlash of blowing a once in a lifetime call would be. Now, we know a little bit of it. “There’s a guy in Toledo named Jim Joyce who...
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Behind Home Plate, Doug Eddings will straight F–k you up!
So you probably heard about the Atlanta Braves second loss of the season yesterday, a 1-0 defeat in Atlanta at the hands of mighty Wade Davis and the Royals. In actuality, this win was gifted to Davis...
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#RobotUmps
Check out the gap between the called third strike and home plate Yesterday Mariano Rivera record his 16th save of the season. The final out was a strikeout of Michael Morse. No one confuses Morse for...
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Umpire Dan Bellino can eat a bag of dicks
Hey shithead, you know that pitch you just rang up Ryan Ludwick on; the one that was a few inches off the plate? That pitch was a lot shittier than the 3-2 pitch to Matt Holliday that loaded the bases...
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Score another point for Rob Manfred! Citing a source, Jeff Passan of Yahoo Sports says that baseball is considering altering the strike-zone, specifically the frequent calling of the low strike that...
View ArticleUmpire Bill Miller’s Bullshit
I can't update this montage of examples fast enough bill miller the home plate ump for game 5 is calling the worst strike zone this is crazy pic.twitter.com/Yor1XJSeaU — Horrible Stats...
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Saluting a Legend, Umpire Country Joe West
On Tuesday night a little history occurred as ‘Country’ Joe West umpired his 5,376th record game. Obviously this is the most in baseball history. While we don’t spend a ton of time talking about or...
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